Thursday, January 28, 2010

Movies vs Books

Just yesterday I heard my friend say he only watched movies and never read books (apart from academic ones). He even argued that there is nothing you can get from a book that a movie or a documentary does not give you. He believed that as an artist, expressing yourself using video would be easier and more liberating than text. And better means of expression meant that you convey more and in a better way, hence the receiver would be more enriched when they watch video. Though I could not summon an argument right there, below is my rebuttal.

Technically the information available in a book could be reproduced in any kind of video medium, maybe even in more splendour. However, the take home from a book reading is not just what the author wants to say, it is also what you make of it. Personally, when I see things in text, it gives me the freedom to make my own pictures and audio. I absorb it into my fantasy world, which is far more beautiful than what any video medium can show. I shall quote Aamir Khan from Taare Zameen Par - "...the table is too weak to hold the burden of your imagination...", in response to a kid asking him why there was no model on the table for him to imitate while painting. In this context I mean to say that 2-D TV and Dolby Digital are far too limited to portray what your thoughts can show you. And the exercise of making a picture out of text is crucial and probably far more enriching than directly having the pictures spoon-fed. Waiting to hear people's thoughts...

Monday, January 25, 2010

I wish I evaporated...

X: ...
Me: ...
X: So do you know any place here that conducts classes in Spoken English?
Me: No I don't. Your english is pretty good though.
X: It was asking for my driver. And thank you, it is heartening to know that my years at Cambridge were not a waste...

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Over a sandwich at subway...

A: Where are you from?

B: India

A: Do you long for your country?

B: Yes, but I love what I am doing here, so that offsets the longing

A: You have your family back there?

B: Yes

A: You have a girl friend there too?

B: Yes

A: I was seeing someone too when I came here. But just could not keep it going. It takes a lot of time and effort to maintain a relationship, else it will go to the dogs

B: Depends on both the parties...

A: You don't think so??!?!? It has just been a few months here for you, so everything is probably fine. If you are not careful, the spark will go away...

B: I don't think so

A: Mark my words. You will start having fights for the silliest reasons. And you will slowly drift away

B: That won't happen as long as both parties make an effort to remain sane!

A: Just wait and see, I have seen quite a few people like you. It is extremely essential to see each other everyday, otherwise just forget it...

B: Sorry man, just don't agree with you. "...limited love demands possession of the beloved. Infinite love demands only its essence..."

A: NO REPLY

B: SPORTS A SMUG EXPRESSION HAVING SUCCESSFULLY PASSED OFF KAHLIL GIBRAN's QUOTE AS HIS OWN

Sunday, January 10, 2010

I think...

Often, I say I like/hate something just because everyone around me likes/hates it; just to "fit in" socially... Everyone does that. The compelling reason for this post is that I recently found myself in such a situation and felt awful that I lacked the courage to be frank. Here goes...

(1) Shaan is a terrible singer and Tanha Dil is an ordinary song

(2) "The Shawshank Redemption" is not a great movie

(3) Black, Rang De Basanti, Slumdog Millionaire, (many more, this is all I can remember right now) sucked

(4) Other than Lisa Kudrow (Phoebe of Friends) and Kajol, most women cannot do comedy

(5) Ricky Ponting should break all of Sachin's records

(6) MS Office is the coolest piece of software written; Windows is cool and so is Bill Gates - This is taboo, coming from a CS guy. You are trained and brainwashed to hate windows and everything related to it

(7) Richard Stallman's rants are unbecoming of someone of his stature

(8) George W Bush and Manmohan Singh are cute

(9) Irrfan Khan is not a great actor

(10) Russel Peters is not funny

(11) Obama is not the height of cool

(12) Black Forest cake sucks

(13) The Backstreet Boys are awesome

(14) Rock (music) sucks

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Footballer of the Decade


Yes, you are right, the high frequency of posting is because I have holidays.

This post is inspired by the
footballer of the decade poll that is being conducted on espnstar.com.

Inclusions in the list that I disagree with:

1. Christiano Ronaldo
They might have as well included Baichang Bhutia!!! Christiano is fast and has deadly shot power. But that is not enough qualification to be on the footballer of the decade list!. If he is there, why is Messi absent? I do not see any difference between them. It is just recent hype and the fact that Real Madrid were stupid enough to spend on him almost twice the amount they spent on Zidane. I sincerely hope he does not win!

2. John Terry
Fantastic footballer. But still does not deserve a nomination for this title. For me every nomination should have something
extra-ordinary that makes you say "wow! no one can do that like he does". John Terry is not one like that.

3. Eto'O
Once again, far from
extra-ordinary. In fact, does not have anything special according to me. He scored a lot of goals only because he was surrounded by the likes of Ronaldinho and Messi. Another guy who has succesfully fooled the world into believing he is good just because he scores a lot (remember Ruud Van Nistelrooy). I am sorry, but I cannot write any soccer post without making fun of Van Nistelrooy.

4. Raul
Good, but I see so many better ones who could have been there, Rivaldo, Ronaldo (the Brazilian), Bergkamp, the list goes on.

Exclusions that make my heart ache:

1. David Beckham
Yes, he does not have the best history. But give me just "one" footballer who is a better free-kick taker than him. He was a great shot too.

2. Ronaldo (Brazilian)
He is the phenomenen! The most scintillating footballer of the decade. At his best, he could beat 5 defenders and score! God knows how Eto and Raul were chosen over him.

3. Roberto Carlos
Not that he is better than any of the defenders currently on the list, but I think we should have a specialist "left-back". I know Maldini could fill in for that position. But I say he should have been there instead of Terry. After all, the previous decade saw him win a Champions League as well as a World Cup.

Some others- Dennis Bergkamp, Roy Keane, Rivaldo... I know some of the footballers I have talked about were well past their prime in this decade, but I still believe the list should have had them.

I shall now make up my "dream team" from the last decade. There are many ways you can make up a dream team. It is all about perspective...
(1) Taking the biggest names in each position, and not worrying whether they can play with the others in the team
(2) Choosing people always thinking that they have to "play with each other". So you choose people wanting to build a complete team.

I shall do it the 2nd way. Below is my team.
Total Football will be used, at least among the midfielders and the forwards. Everyone is responsible for both defence as well as attack.


Fabien Barthez (GK): A maverick. But still unbeatable when in the mood. Buffon, Casillas, etc might be more reliable but I consider Fabien the best shot-stopper. And given the technical defenders, he would add some craziness to the otherwise boring defence.

Lilian Thuram (RB): Nothing to say, picks himself.

Maldini (CB): Nothing to say.

Nesta (CB): Considered a lot of other people for this position, but thought he would gel best with Maldini, given that they played together.

Roberto Carlos (LB): Would add to the adventurousness of the defence, just like Barthez. A very capable defender and probably the most powerful kicker of the football. Would help behead an opponent with his kick.

Roy Keane (CDM): Captain of the team. Given the attacking formation and the general nature of the other players, he would help hold the midfield together.

David Beckham (RM): Natural Choice. Would be the primary freekick taker and corner man too.

Solksjaer (CM): A weird choice I know. Reason for choosing - the team is composed of stars. Stars have a tendency to collectively fail on a single day. Ole would help rescue the team on such a day. There are a lot of people who can fit this description, but what to do, Manchester United bias you see :)

Zinedine Zidane (LM): Nothing to say. A true GOD!

Ronaldo Luiz Nazario (LF): Not the idiotic Portuguese, the Brazilian. The most devastating striker I have ever seen. Was unstoppable at his peak.

Wayne Rooney (RF): Another choice I need to explain. The attack is largely composed of high maintenance flair players (Zidane, Beckham, Ronaldo...). Rooney has always shown to be willing to run back and do a bit of defending. This is again an attempt to balance the team, with a strong Manchester United bias ;)

And last, definitely not the least, the most important guy, i.e. the manager/coach.
My pick for footballer of the decade. Zinedine Zidane. I do not say "God" for all and sundry. But this guy truly was. He made soccer look easy. He always looked to be playing in slow motion. Perfectly economical and optimal movements with mesmerising skill and control of the ball. Though I have not seen any footage of Pele, Maredona, I would say he is the best footballer ever. Maybe not w.r.t goal scoring, but for sheer class and finesse. Below is a video of him. Watch it and you will know why I love him so much.